So now as of this Monday, I can scratch another person I want to meet off my list. This is because I’ve had the honor and privilege of meeting Dr. Kathleen Cramer finally. In case you didn’t know, Dr. Cramer is the Vice President for Student Affairs. Believe it or not, she happens to be the VIP I unintentionally ran into right after the memorial service for the six students who died in the storms last April; that service was held one Sunday night in early September out by Lake Palmer on the patio at Lakeside Dining. After the service was over, I started asking around to talk to Dr. Witt for a minute, so I could thank him and the University for bringing closure for me and the entire UA family now that we were all back for the year.
That’s when I got one of those sweet and warm but official and academic touches on the hand from a very kind woman who said, “I’m sorry, he’s not available at this time.” I stood there kind of embarrassed for the moment, but soon after I found one of my friends in the crowd and we started out towards the Ferg plaza for the food, the first thing I can recall thinking was, “Who in the heck was the academic Southern dear that just did that?” And I just smiled the whole way there. For months afterwards I wondered who that was. I knew it had to be an important person, not just some random stranger in the crowd. But she was as sweet as she could be. Was it a teacher? A dean? One of the President’s assistants? Or was it even a trustee?
As last semester went by, I kind of kept it in the back of my mind, but because I was so stressed all the time, I never could solve that mystery. I’d emailed the president once during the fall, but we never were able to meet. Then came this semester, when I wasn’t taking classes that were nearly as stressful and pressured as last semester. It all started when I went to pick up my first paycheck and I got to meet the President. Then things just went uphill from there fast. Later I got to meet 3 VP’s, including Dr. Bonner. I asked her if that was her I saw at the memorial service, and she said it might have been; she was out there. While her voice sounded similar to the one I remember from after the ceremony, I still thought, “maybe it was her, maybe it wasn’t.”
Then just last week, things got more interesting. On Tuesday I went to ask the SGA office a question about making signs to support Dr. Bonner’s continuance of office as president now that Dr. Witt is the new Chancellor. While I was there, we started talking about the service and about the honorable opportunities that had come my way. I told the SGA representative the whole story about what happened after the service, and she immediately spoke up and said, “Ah, that actually may have been Dr. Cramer.” I asked her who she was, and she told me. The next day on Wednesday, I went to sing the National Anthem for a softball game that night. Afterwards, a staff member showed me to a seat with a cup holder. She didn’t tell me I was sitting right near anyone important. But then I met this lady and we were talking about the game and stuff, and then I asked who she was, and she said her name was Olivia Portera. My mouth flew open, and I asked if she was related to who I thought she was. (I told her earlier that I was a student). She said, “Yep, Malcolm Portera; I’m his wife.”
A few minutes later, there came the man himself, and she introduced me to him. I told him I still wanted to meet members of the Board of Trustees soon. So the three of us watched the rest of the game, and it went on, and on, and on, and on. Went into extra innings. I told them I couldn’t stay for the next game because I had homework to do. Then in the bottom of the twelfth, we’re tied at 6. We’re up to bat, and Chancellor Portera’s yelling, “Come on, girls, get in the game!” Then one of our best hitters comes up, and she drills it to deep right center field, and no one could get it. You know I was on my feet screaming my head off and Miss Olivia grabbed both my hands and started shaking them furiously, and we both were cheering and hugging. Bama won the first game 7-6 on a walk-off home run! Chancellor then led me to the bus stop so I could go home and get work done, but that was quite a night.
Then the next day, I called the office of Student Affairs and set up a meeting with Dr. Cramer myself. I met her this Monday, and I looked forward to that day all weekend. The office secretary even gave me a free soda when I got in there. When Dr. Cramer came out and introduced herself to me, the voice sounded very familiar. I asked her if I looked familiar to her, like the blind student who was at the memorial service, and she said I did look familiar, but she didn’t think we’d really officially met. I knew right there that that was her I’d run into. She invited me into her office and we talked for a long while. I showed my appreciation for all that this administration does, and she told me I made her day. At the end of it all, she told me I could come by anytime to see her, without setting up an appointment or dressing up in advance, as long as she’s available. That was cool. I’ll have to go by and see her more often now, because she is just such an angel.
After that, I got to go down and meet Mr. Emergency himself, Shane Dorrill. He’s the guy that operates the PA system. We were talking about how the PA works behind the scenes and about where I was and what I was doing on April 27. It was cool to get to find out lots of interesting stuff from him, and I demonstrated my test message voice-over, and he said, “Man, we should get you recorded on there sometime!” I also gave him my suggestion so that everyone would know what they’ll hear in the event of an emergency. He said that was a wonderful suggestion actually.
So in closing, I’ve just got to say, I LOVE Dr. Cramer. If I could stay with either her OR Dr. Bonner over the summer I would. I’m not joking. Dr. Cramer, I know you’ll read this, so please know you are an absolute dearheart. I’m the biggest Cramer boy in this university. Folks, this administration does so much for this UA family, and so in your spare time, I invite you to show them some appreciation. And the next time the Board of Trustees are on campus, don’t worry; I’ll have my suit and tie ready.
ROLL TIDE!
-David Rissling